I suddenly imagined a crazy foot race where the beta trollss are racing each other from one end of a town to another.
And like I keep imaging how everyone would try to cheat their way through the race.
Nepeta parkours. Nepeta parkours the shit out of that town.
And equius would just like, he starts running and hits full speed and just runs straight through a houses and by that I mean he smashes in through one part, goes through every wall, and out the other and just keep going with little to no loss in momentum.
Eridan would point his gun/wand or whichever at the ground and just ride the massive fuck huge death beam through the sky.
Anonymous said: Dear person I like,
Dear person I like, why are you hard to not like even if your jokes are crazy inappropriate? Also you have a nice butt
WILL WRITE ABOUT THE FOLLOWING, LEAVE ONE IN MY ASK BOX.
- Dear person I hate,
- Dear person I like,
- Dear ex boyfriend,
- Dear ex girlfriend,
- Dear ex datemate
- Dear ex bestfriend,
- Dear bestfriend,
- Dear *anyone*,
- Dear Santa,
- Dear mom,
- Dear dad,
- Dear future me,
- Dear past me,
- Dear person I’m jealous of,
- Dear person I had a crush on,
- Dear girlfriend
- Dear boyfriend
- Dear datemate
- Dear pet
(Source: foarteverde, via death-rides-a-pale-horse)
I know y’all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters
This one looks like a scanner
This one poaches eggs too
Fucking hamster wheels
This ones see through
This one hangs on the fucking wall
It’s like a flower
Hand held toaster
Need a reminder? write it on your toast
Old school like the old school
WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH
Now you know todays weather
i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful.
(Source: cielthecatoverlord, via swivelchairs)